Frank and John always hated each other. One day, John's toilet broke, and he called a plumber. To his surprise, it was Frank. Unfortunately, Frank was terrible at his job. That day, the two enemies learned that neither of them was good at plumbing.

I hated him, I abhorred him, I cursed him, I despized him, I disliked him, I distained him, I resented him, I abhorred him, he killed my wife, I wanted him dead. But then, I saw him eating a twinkie and we became friends. That is why I believe this man is Innocent of eating a cloud cake your honor.

  - He killed your wife?

  - That was two weeks ago, lets not judge people by their past!

  - I agree Mr. Ligma. We should not judge people by their past, thats why I believe the fact that two days ago, Mr. Balls ate a twinkie does not make him Innocent of eating a cloud cake today. Mr. Balls I hereby sentence you to serve a term equivalent to the number of ingredients found in a cloud cake.